CAAARL What did you do!?!?
Woah, hey, how did we wind up in this womb?
You bore a hole inside this poor woman's stomach and crawled inside her! Why would you do that?
I had to see if the baby was a boy or a girl so that I could decide what color onesie to buy for Alex and Shannon's baby shower on August 31st at noooooon
You're supposed to buy off the registry Carl
What?
The registry
https://www.myregistry.com/giftlist/1119
Oh
The registry
That probably would have been good to know about before I ordered all those orphan hands
CAAAARL
They should be arriving at the mother's door in 3-5 business days
CAAAAAAAAARL
It's too late to cancel my order. The orphan hand shop has a very strict "no-refunds" policy