CAAARL What did you do!?!?

Woah, hey, how did we wind up in this womb?

You bore a hole inside this poor woman's stomach and crawled inside her! Why would you do that?

I had to see if the baby was a boy or a girl so that I could decide what color onesie to buy for Alex and Shannon's baby shower on August 31st at noooooon

You're supposed to buy off the registry Carl

What?

The registry

https://www.myregistry.com/giftlist/1119

Oh

The registry

That probably would have been good to know about before I ordered all those orphan hands

CAAAARL

They should be arriving at the mother's door in 3-5 business days

CAAAAAAAAARL

It's too late to cancel my order. The orphan hand shop has a very strict "no-refunds" policy